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Monday 11th May 2020

What we talked about on the Robin Galloway Breakfast Show:
 

Alannah is off today

These lazy millenials eh?  Last week Rory was on holiday and now Alannah... leaving Robin and Rory to do the show by themselves.  Selfish, if you ask us.  To be fair, Rory says it's because you need a break from Robin once in a while.  He's Scotland's biggest radio diva.

 

Itchy Bull

A bull brought down the power supply for 700 people when he decided to scratch his "itchy bum" on an electricity pole.  That's one powerful erse!  Don't worry, the Bull was unharmed and his backside has never felt better.  Shame, everyone could have had burgers for tea in Strathaven... raw burgers that is, the lights don't work and the oven won't turn on.  What udder Bull!

 

The Queen is armed and dangerous!!

Her maj is doing a runner!!  We chatted over the news that the Queen may never return to royal duties.  It has been said that she would be 'unsafe' to go out in public again.  Unsafe?!  What - is she armed and dangerous?

 

Robin has been staying alert

Boris announced the new guidelines and slogan for England's coronavirus fight and it didn't go down very well.  Scotland took to twitter to rip the pish while Nicola Sturgeon made it clear that Scotland would not be adopting the slogan.   Robin and Rory want to know what "stay alert" even means... feel free to send us a voice note through the app if you have any idea.  Robin's plan to drink coffee and slap Rory if he doesn't look 'alert' needs to be stopped...

 

Robin is still gunning for Lewis Capaldi

Robin is still banging on about Lewis Capaldi - he thinks that Lewis should have to resign like Catherine Calderwood for breaking lockdown to go into Glasgow from Bathgate.  Explain yourself Lewis!!  Could he maybe release a 'club statement'?  Feels like everyone else is right now.

 

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