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Monday 20th January 2020

What we talked about today:

Blantyre Leisure Centre in South Lanarkshire is closed due to someone doing a poo in the pool

Blantyre Leisure Centre has been temporarily closed due to someone doing a poo in the pool. Alannah used to work in a leisure centre and informed Robin and Rory that this is called a ‘code brown’. So if you are ever in the pool and hear ‘code brown’ being shouted over the tannoy get out of the pool immediately.

A personal trainer has to park in parent and child space

A 20 stone personal trainer has to park in parent and child spaces as he is ‘too big’ to fit in regular size spaces. Rory thought maybe the gym doesn’t have as many benefits as first thought and actually being that size isn’t healthy and prevents you from running as fast. Robin thought maybe he should tell him that while he bench presses you above his head.

Man sets off farting machine at masters snooker final

Last night a fan was ejected from the Masters Snooker Final at Alexandria Place for setting off a fart machine in the auditorium during the game. The guys found this very amusing and wonder what happens when someone genuinely has to fart. Robin thought rather than metal dectectors on entry they should have fart dectectors to measure what you have ate in the last 24 hours.

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